roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

aomination:

"You're not the one I chose... Why aren't you him?"

theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

chris evans' ice bucket challenge reaction
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dicktective:

don’t listen. it’s exactly what it says it is.

olanrogers:

Working on Fall Apparel…O Sorry!! You have no idea who I am! Understandable! You see I usually sport a disheveled beard but at last it had to go for a role I’m soon to be playing in which I needed to appear a tad bit younger. To be honest I only actually have a beard 90% of the time not because I think it makes the real-estate on my face classier but because I’m to lazy to shave it. To further our honest fellowship we have forged a sentence ago! Believe it or not I startled myself when I looked in the mirror and demanded this strange man leave my home. I later found myself outside and realized “O Crap” it was me! I was the mysterious man in the mirror. There is a horror story in their somewhere. I also got whistled at three times today by women in their higher levels. Granted I was standing in front of a bunch of magazines of Men’s Health but the shirtless health gods weren’t there to received the flirtatious whistles so being runner up I accepted then with vigor! So hey! It’s me beardless Olan. :D

olanrogers:

Working on Fall Apparel…O Sorry!! You have no idea who I am! Understandable! You see I usually sport a disheveled beard but at last it had to go for a role I’m soon to be playing in which I needed to appear a tad bit younger. To be honest I only actually have a beard 90% of the time not because I think it makes the real-estate on my face classier but because I’m to lazy to shave it. To further our honest fellowship we have forged a sentence ago! Believe it or not I startled myself when I looked in the mirror and demanded this strange man leave my home. I later found myself outside and realized “O Crap” it was me! I was the mysterious man in the mirror. There is a horror story in their somewhere. I also got whistled at three times today by women in their higher levels. Granted I was standing in front of a bunch of magazines of Men’s Health but the shirtless health gods weren’t there to received the flirtatious whistles so being runner up I accepted then with vigor! So hey! It’s me beardless Olan. :D

theglassesgirl:

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Can we take a moment to appreciate how absolutely STUNNING our trio looks in the 2.5 launch poster? (pictures taken directly from the poster)

my bbys lookin so dapper and gorgeous T_T




Right…need to make a new blog theme.

oops.

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg